#sewis is paper rings & hulkenussen is illicit affairs anon

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HELLO...HIII CAN WE TALK ABOUT OUR LORDS AND SAVIOURS SEWIS NEXT???

Sewis x TS Reputation

Say is this not Sebastian?—

I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own

I made up on my mind, I'm better off bein' alone

We met a few weeks ago

Now you try on callin' me, baby, like tryin' on clothes

(coz Seb having a phone is useless)

still though, he is curious—

And we rule the kingdom inside my room

'Cause all the boys and their expensive cars

With their Range Rovers and their Jaguars

Never took me quite where you do

Realisation—

And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for

King of my heart, body and soul

Late in the night, the city's asleep

Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep

Change my priorities

The taste of your lips is my idea of luxury

And to end—

Is the end of all the endings?

My broken bones are mending

With all these nights we're spending

Up on the roof with a school girl crush

Drinking beer out of plastic cups

Say you fancy me, not fancy stuff

❤️Baby, all at once, this is enough❤️

Your— Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenssun Anon!

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For your Brocedes consideration— All You Had to do Was Stay

People like you always want back the love they gave away

And people like me wanna believe you when you say you've changed

The more I think about it now the less I know

All I know is that you drove us off the road

Stay, hey, all you had to do was stay

A breakup song before Seb swooped in to help his friend? I mean c’mon the next lines are—

Had me in the palm of your hand

Then, why'd you had to go and lock me out when I let you in

Nico, babe look who is cherishing the King now👀 and all you did was—

Here you are now, calling me up, but I don't know what to say

I've been picking up the pieces of the mess you made

People like you always want back the love they pushed aside

But people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye

So, in essence, bye bitch (Seb agrees)

Let me remind you this was what you wanted (oh oh oh)

You ended it

You were all I wanted (oh oh oh)

But not like this

Not like this

Not like this

Oh, all you had to do was stay

Thanks for agreeing that ‘the lakes’ too is Sewis Anthem now😌

Can I use your f1 x folklore tag? 😂

I AM ACTUAALLYYSYSY FROTHSINGGS FROM MY MOUTHRHR WTH SHSHSJSM ANON OMFG

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So, betty—

this is Hulk singing to Kmag. (there’s no timeline for the sake of this shithouzery😌🤷🏻‍♀️)

Hear me out... guess who changed teams back in 2017?

...I won't make assumptions about why you switched your ‘team’

But I think it's 'cause of me

And next thing you know it’s —

But if I just showed up at your party

Would you have me?

Would you want me?

Would you tell me to go fuck myself

Or lead me to the garden?

In the garden would you trust me

If I told you it was just a summer thing?

I'm only seventeen

I don't know anything but I know I miss you

I’ve got a few more coming your way and some brocedes too

but Sewis rights™️ for life⚡️

👁👄👁 i—

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I don’t write since I’ve no talent for that. But hang on here, I’ll keep coming up with songs that weirdly fit the driver(s)😌 Yours, Sewis is Paper Rings & Illicit Affaiirs is Hulkenssun anon!

hdhsjsa and i’ll keep making these i guess shjsks LUVV UU XOXO

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Hii, am glad yer exmas are going well (and slightly concerned that they’ll take so long😵💔)

Anyway, a quick dropby for your entertainment. Think Sia x f1 and that too 1000 Forms of Fear👀 FOR BROCEDES—

Elastic Heart

And another one bites the dust

But why can I not conquer love?

And I might've thought that we were one

Wanted to fight this war without weapons

And I want it and I wanted it bad

But there were so many red flags

Now another one bites the dust

Yeah let's be clear, I trust no one

You did not break me

I'm still fighting for peace

I mean...😶

Well I've got thick skin and an elastic heart

But your blade it might be too sharp

I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard

Yeah I may snap and I move fast

You won't see me fall apart

'Cause I've got an elastic heart

✨💖✨

And I will stay up through the night

Yeah let's be clear, I won't close my eyes

And I know that I can survive

I walked through fire to save my life

And I want it, I want my life so bad

And I'm doing everything I can

Then another one bites the dust

It's hard to lose a chosen one

And since we are on the topic of Sia and 1000 FoF, how about FIRE MEET GASOLINE as HULKENUSSEN😭💔 I mean—

So come on now, take the match, strike the match now

We're a perfect match, perfect somehow

We were meant for one another, come a little closer

Flame you came for me

Fire meet gasoline

Fire meet gasoline

I'm burning alive

I can barely breathe

When you're here loving me

Fire meet gasoline

ahhhhhh....

And to end with, because we thrive on them, 🤍DRESSED IN BLACK🤍 as SEWIS?❤️❤️❤️

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

GHSBDHAJAJ 😭😭😭😭 hiiiiiiiii 😭😭😭😭 wait hold on a second mate i read fire meet gasoline and hulkenussen and i 😭😭😭😭 why didnt we think of this before AAHSHSJSKA

a n d 👁👄👁 listen here it might be a stretch but 👁👄👁 heather as brocedes 👁👄👁 the 2020 season has just started. nico is sitting at home watching the first two races of the season, missing lewis. He decides to leave his lavish life behind and go live alone in a bubble just to go see Lewis in the paddock, only to realize: it is Seb that has got Lewis ‘mesmerized’

here are the concept pictures hdhsjskaks

but i watch your eyes as he walks by

what a sight for sore eyes

he’s got you mesmerized

while i die

<33333333333333333

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Hii..hope your exams are going great💖💖💖

Sorry for replying late, out here doing 🥾 🏔 and then getting me brains blown out by you🤯🤯🤯 coz if we’re talking about Mr. Styles’ TBSL, then Falling is just out there before it and it’s like— 💔💔💔

I'm in my bed

And you're not here

And there's no one to blame but the drink and my wandering hands

Forget what I said

It's not what I meant

And I can't take it back

I can't unpack the baggage you left

What am I now?

What am I now?

What if I'm someone I don't want around?

I'm fallin' again

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

Also one for your Brocedes consideration—

Adele’s 💔Take It All💔—

Didn't I give it all?

Tried my best

Gave you everything I had, everything and no less

Didn't I do it right?

Did I let you down?

Maybe you got too used to having me 'round

Still how can you walk away

From all my tears

It's gonna be an empty road without me right here

But go on and take it, take it all with you

Don't look back at this crumbling fool

Just take it all with my love, take it all with my love

(Lewis to Nico?)

and there I go, breaking both of our hearts, innit?👀 but wait... if there’s is Brocedes then there has to be Sewis for countering it, no?😌

By Trevor Daniel, Falling 💫

My last made me feel like I would never try again

But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt

Come closer, I'll give you all my love

If you treat me right, baby,(Seby) I'll give you everything

My last made me feel like I would never try again

But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt

Come closer, I'll give you all my love

Here’s a certainly interesting part from it tho🤭

Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up

Now you the one that I'm calling

Swore that I'd never forget, don't think I'm just talking

I think I might go all in,

Uhh okay i suppose?

What I can’t decide is whether Surefire by JL is Hulkenussen or Sewis😐😬

ohhh yeah, I’ll work on the timeline soon. A treat for you after your exams?💖

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

OmG HIII I MISSEDDD YOUUUUUU 💕💕💕 and exams are going surprisingly good shjskak thanks <333 and ooohhhh hope your havingg fun ✨🥾🏔✨ stay safee <333

YOU DID NOT JUST HIT ME WITH HULKENUSSEN BROCEDES AAND SEWIS IN ONE ASK SHANDBDBS AAAAAAAAAAAA MANY THOUGHTS HEAD F U L L AAAAA DHJSKSJDJSK YOU ohmygoddddd shjaka BRILLIANT and from now im gonna change baby to seby in all love songs hdjsjsksk

AnD hshsj GSAKAKAJS surefire sounds awful lot like brocedes to me 👁👁 i meann

Somewhere where good love conquers and not divide

?!????? FOLLOWED BY

And oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my God

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so tired of fighting

Let go, give in, let go and give up, oh

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So here is the Sewis one (the strong Hulkenussen chokehold has loosened somewhat 😂)

Make You Feel My Love— Adele (it’s Adele and it’s a love song, need I say more?)

When the rain

Is blowing in your face

And the whole world

Is on your case

I could offer you

A warm embrace

To make you feel my love

When the evening shadows

And the stars appear

And there is no one there

To dry your tears

I could hold you

For a million years

To make you feel my love

these lines came and my mind went—

🚨!!!!!SEWIS!!!!!🚨

I know you

Haven't made

Your mind up yet

But I would never

Do you wrong

I've known it

From the moment

That we met

No doubt in my mind

Where you belong

I'd go hungry

I'd go black and blue

I'd go crawling

Down the avenue

No, there's nothing

That I wouldn't do

To make you feel my love

The storms are raging

On the rolling sea

And on the highway of regret

Though winds of change

Are throwing wild and free

You ain't seen nothing

Like me yet

I could make you happy

Make your dreams come true

Nothing that I wouldn't do

Go to the ends

Of the Earth for you

To make you feel my love

To make you feel my love

Okay, I’m dead...this is just 🙌🏼

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

ps- I think I fogot to say this in the last anon but Ms. Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble is Hulkenussen anthem! change my mind...

anon i—

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BABBEEEEEE!!!!!!

You....you’re 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

I love you Ma’am

Now that you’ve mentioned I Think He Knows & Death By A Thousand Cuts I’m speechless. No fr, like I didn’t even think about Lovers in depth but sksksks thank you for bringing those two songs up and now I’m think about doing the timeline (but there’s still a few songs left in my brain that I think is for Hulkenussen 🤭 so bear with me (also I’d like to think I’m providing you with enough fun in your exmas😌🌸)

For the moment I did thought about TIWWCHNT but then it didn’t fit in my mind as Them, rather as Brocedes (also today’s anniversary of something...eerhhh🙈)

I mean imagine Lewis saying—

Here's a toast to my real friends

They don't care about that he said, she said

❤️And here's to my baby Seby❤️

He ain't reading what they call me lately

(Coz he fucking doesn’t have socials)

And here's to my momma

Had to listen to all this drama

And here's to you

'Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do

Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face

(even with I Forgot You... I thought it was Lewis saying all of that but I guess it could be Nico too...) can you see I’m not really big on Nico??🤭😆

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

(Look at me going full blown researcher on this topic..me mam should be proud😏 also let me know if I’m disturbing you coz there’s like 10+ more songs to be discussed😌 but we can do tha after yer exmas😘❤️)

AND HERES TO MY SEBY

AND HERES TO MY SEBY

AND HERES TO MY SEBY

AND HERES TO MY SEBY

AND HERES TO MY SEBY

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MY FELLOW HULKENSSUN SHIPPER!!!

WE VIBIN’ babe, WE VIBIN’

I didn’t even think about Don’t Blame Me! You 🤯🤯🤯🤯 my mind

Also Hulk with this—

Ocean blue eyes looking in mine

I feel like I might sink and drown and die

You're so gorgeous

I can't say anything to your face (to your face)

'Cause look at your face (look at your face)

And I'm so furious

At you for making me feel this way

But what can I say?

You're gorgeous

I mean that entire song is him pining after KMag—

You should think about the consequence

Of your magnetic field being a little too strong

And—

You should take it as a compliment

That I'm talking to everyone here but you (but you, but you)

And you should think about the consequence

Of you touching my hand in the darkened room (dark room, dark room)

✨✨✨flying everywhere✨✨✨

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenssun Anon!

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU I GOT ON TUMBLR ON 5AM TO WRITE ABOUT HOW GORGEOUS SHOULD BE NEXT IN OUR HULKENUSSEN TIMELINE? AND THEN I SEE THIS?? i am losingg my minfd shjsks woah anon we are on the same wavelength WE REALLY VIBIN VIBIN I LOVE IT HEREEE hdjs what clicked for me was the ‘you should take it as a compliment that im talking to everyone here but you’ like????? And also 👀 if we are backtracking a lil bit; i think

He got my heartbeat

Skipping down 16th Avenue

Got that, oh! I mean

Wanna see what's under that attitude

Like, I want you, bless my soul

And I ain't gotta tell him

I think he knows

I want you, bless my soul

Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh

We can follow the sparks, I'll drive

this is like set right after the ‘suck my balls honey’ fallout dhsjsk nico realizes kmag ‘gets his heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue <3’ OoF nico really said @ kmag i wanna see whats under that attitude 👁👄👁♥️

OK OK OK SO ITS LIKE AN HOUR LATER AND IT JUST CAME TO ME THAT DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS??? IS LITERALLY KMAG TRYING TO COME IN TERMS WITH THEIR BREAK UP

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts

Flashbacks waking me up

I get drunk, but it's not enough

'Cause the morning comes and you're not my baby honey

AND THE REST OF THE SONG TOO

I see you everywhere, the only thing we share

Is this small town (Aka f1)

You said it was a great love

One for the ages

But if the story's over, why am I still writing pages?

hshsjsk I MEANNNN

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I love you, you’re a legend! That edit was awesome💝

And next in line is— Budapest by George Ezra (hoping you’re familiar with it) this is KMag’s answer to ‘betty’...help me decide??

See it’s just plain acceptance—

My house in Budapest (Denmark?)

My hidden treasure chest

Golden grand piano (whatever his yatch is named)

My beautiful Castillo

You

You

I'd leave it all

My acres of a land

I have achieved

It may be hard for you to

Stop and believe

But for you

You

I'd Leave it all

These two really be having a chokehold on me🌸

Give me one good reason

Why I should never make a change

And baby if you hold me

Then all of this will go away

My many artifacts

The list goes on

If you just say the words

I'll up and run

Oh, to you

You

I'd leave it all

F1 x folklore

- your Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen anon!

ps— good luck for exams but more to come from my shit af brain😌🙈

BSJSJSJ NO I LOVE YOUUUUU 💕💕💕 and i just came on tumblr again to share this with you so bear with me for a second BUT THIS PART OF DONT BLAME ME???

My name is whatever you decide

And I'm just gonna call you mine

I'm insane, but I'm your baby honey

Echoes, love your name inside my mind

Halo, hiding my obsession

I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy

And baby, for you, I would fall from grace

Just to touch your face

If you walk away

I'd beg you on my knees to stay

HSJSKSHAH ALSo this perfectly slots right in before Budapest doesnt it?! shsjakshis THis is basically Hulk’s acceptance followed by KMag’s in Budapest!!!!! 🎃

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Rise and Shine Hulkenussen bitches (ohh wait that’s just us at this point, no? F1blr needs to up its shipping game 😏)

Brace your Inbox, for today I’m going to unleash all my crazyass songs for drivers idea here!

To start with, Ma’am, how can you foget that The Lakes exist? and say that there’s no Sewis song in folklore? Is it not Seb inviting Lewis to set off away from everything?

let’s gooooo 😌🤟

ANON AAAAA OMG

‘i dont belong

my beloved neither do you’

GDHFHFHDGJGI NO STOP WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ON

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Seven= Maxiel!!!!! (‘M dead Madam!) I haven’t yet reached other drivers as I think Hulkenssun got me in chokehold for now. (I thought it was all about Sewis and not brocedes? explain yourself) //Last, but most important— ‘Dancing with Our Hands Tied’ is Hulkenssun origin story! thank you very much! -your Song Anon!

jdjskak so one day i fell into a deep brocedes rabbit hole and while listening to Cardigan, t h i s was born dhsjks and now everytime i listen to Cardigan thats the only thing i can think about (like come on??? ‘i knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired’ SCREAMMMIN)

...ANON I—

Could've spent forever with your hands in my pockets

Picture of your face in an invisible locket

You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it

I had a bad feeling

AND

I, I loved you in spite of

Deep fears that the world would divide us

So, baby, can we dance?

Oh, through an avalanche? And

Say, say that we got it

I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted

Oh, 'cause it's gravity

Oh, keeping you with me

HDHSJJSJSJS OHMYGOODNESSME OH WOW i— i mean i dont even have anything to say everyone go home this is it

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If ‘My Tears Ricochet’ is Hulk’s question then ‘Hoax’ is Kevin’s answer. And I’m making myself utterly sad by all of this. (all thanks to Ms. Swift though for providing content) -your Song Anon

MY GOODNESS ME SHSJJSJS

‘My only one

My smoking gun

My eclipsed sun

This has broken me down’

??? SO he literally describes Nico like ?????

‘My twisted knife

My sleepless night

My winless fight

This has frozen my ground’

The way he has 4 dnfs this season without any of them necessarily being his fault </3 HSJSJS so looks like he is only going on because he wants to be there when Nico returns to F1 again </3

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Babe that story😭😭😭 and that drabble😭😭😭 I’m emo on the main💖💖💖💖 goodness...it’s all unicorns and rainbows 🌈 🌈🌈

Sorry couldn’t reply sooner, I did had a great day except for the part where I was getting me lungs crushed🤢 but I hope your exam preps are going well💖💖 and that you enjoyed that lil stupid Legendary songs of Legend joke coz there’s more of his songs I’m listening and crying to.

For example—

I'm in love with you

This ain't the honeymoon

Passed the infatuation phase

Right in the thick of love

At times we get sick of love

Seems like we argue everyday

I know I misbehaved and you made your mistakes

And we both still got room left to grow

And though love sometimes hurts

I still put you first

And we'll make this thing work but I think maybe we should take it slow

Need we say more?😭

This ain't a movie love

No fairytale conclusion y'all

It gets more confusing everyday

Sometimes it's heaven sent

Then we head back to hell again

We kiss then we make up on the way

I hang up, you call

We rise and we fall

And we feel like just walking away

As our love advances we take second chances

Though it's not a fantasy I still want you to stay

We're just ordinary people

We don't know which way to go

'Cause we're ordinary people

Maybe we should take it slow

I think I should eat that ice cream tub now🥺

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

💖Sending you all the entertainment and good vibes for exams coz they fckn suck💖

hsjskak 🥺🥺🥺💖💝💞💗💞💕

and OMG WHAT HAPPENED WHY WERE YOUR LUNGS GETTING CRUSHED TAKE CAREE and yes they are going prettyy well thankyouuu 💞

‘cause we are ordinary people maybe we should take it slowww 😭😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 HSJSK YOU

now i dont know where you will fit this in the timeline bUt here’s mr harry styles

Don't blame me for fallin'

I was just a little boy

Don't blame the drunk caller

Wasn't ready for it all

You can't blame me, darling

Not even a little bit

I was away

And I'm just an arrogant son of a bitch

Who can't admit when he's sorry

👁👄👁 intErestinggg innit

Don't call me baby honey again

You got your reasons

I know that you're tryna be friends

I know you mean it

But don't call me baby honey again

It's hard for me to go home

Be so lonely

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I’ll take all the blame for getting you in this Taylor Swift x f1 rabbit hole. But no one else seems to have the galaxy brain that you do so❤️

You should study for your exams now though, I think I have disturbed you enough. Will continue later coz there’s still so much✨ (and you need to unleash your ideas too please. I know you have ‘em)

And are we yet freaking at the grid fuckboi getting hitched finally?? That pic was something ❤️❤️

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

ps- listening to a few of these songs on loop now and it’s all downhill from here no?

HDHSJSJ says YOU 🙇‍♀️🙇🙇‍♂️

and nononononononononono you haven’t disturbed AT ALL hdjska quite the opposite actually 😌 i decided everytime i finish a chapter i would log into tumblr to see if ✨you✨ and your galaxy brain have send in anything or not dhjsakka

CANNOT wait for the wedding pics alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and shdksksa look what came to me

This is Hulk just after ReNo said No to him and he had to disappear from view </3 (Coldplay- Magic)

Call it magic, cut me into two

And with all your magic, I disappear from view

And I can't get over, can't get over you

Still, I call it magic, such a precious truth

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So you have gotten me so invested in this chjleqamkiqcz! lord above😂 I just hope you’re in the same rabbit hole as I (sorry, not sorry)

Anyway, I ventured away from TS x f1 (mam’s thinking about taking away me speakers now🤭😂) Since we need something for the Moment™️ too, consider this—

Stitches by Shawn Mendis💔

I thought that I've been hurt before

But no one's ever left me quite this sore

Your words cut deeper than a knife

KMag...you did Hulk dirty and I’m still salty about it🤭

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe

I'm shaking falling onto my knees

And now that I'm without your kisses

I'll be needing stitches

I'm tripping over myself

Aching begging you to come help

And now that I'm without your kisses

I'll be needing stitches

And then—

Your bitter heart cold to the touch

Now I'm gonna reap what I sow

I'm left seeing red on my own

Got a feeling that I'm going under

But I know that I'll make it out alive

If I quit calling you my lover

Move on

Babe I think I’m hurting myself too now☹️

Okay but waittt....Ms. Swift got another banger as KMag’s thoughts?

TS x f1 Afterglow

I blew things out of proportion, now you're blue

Put you in jail for something you didn't do

I pinned your hands behind your back, oh

Thought I had reason to attack, but no

Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves

Chemistry 'til it blows up, 'til there's no us

Why'd I have to break what I love so much?

It's on your face, and I'm to blame, I need to say

I mean this could be up there with hoax? —

I blew things out of proportion, now you're blue

Put you in jail for something you didn't do

I pinned your hands behind your back, oh

Thought I had reason to attack, but no

Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves

Chemistry 'til it blows up, 'til there's no us

Why'd I have to break what I love so much?

It's on your face, and I'm to blame, I need to say

Okay...waiting for your thoughts now❤️

Your- Paper Rings is Sewis and Illicit Affairs is Hulkenussen Anon!

ps One more Sewis coming up too😌

SGAHJSKA AAAAA SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG OMFG????? ‘thought I had a reason to attack but no’ HSJSJSK ‘fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves’ A K A SUCK MY BALLS HONEY aaaaaa ok so basically the moment™️ is split into two parts with Stitches being Hulk’s and Afterglow being Kmag’s